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Smoking Hot for Teacher
In a desperate attempt to cut costs, an Oakland elementary school hires the cheapest teacher they can find, and assign her as many students as possible. As parents grow concerned, the principal grows obsessed with the new hire, who barely conceals her shady past and works to further a shadier future.
Featuring: David Austin-Groen, Diana Brown, Dan Ronco, Brian Schirmer, Dan Wilson

Special Needs
Carly is a college student who wants to be unique, but her attempts to stand out from the crowd are sending a lot of mixed signals. Tom -is- unique, or at least claims to be. Steve has a unique problem too, and can everyone get him to the hospital in time to take care of it?
Featuring: David Austin-Groen, Ava Jackson, Dan Ronco, Brian Schirmer, Dan Wilson

Gimmie Shelter
Two ideologically opposed men compare the awesomeness of their bomb shelters, not realizing that they may be needing them sooner than later. Meanwhile, a first date goes horribly wrong when a new homeowner tries to show off his "panic room."
Featuring: David Austin-Groen, Ava Jackson, Dan Ronco, Brian Schirmer, Dan Wilson

Evaluating Behavior
A man at an ad agency flies into a rage when his friends ignore his current romantic quandry, then claims a revenge motive when improper files are found on his computer by the new intern. Outside the office, the intern struggles with girlfriend, who is obsessed with formally evaluating their relationship. In the midlde of it all is a therapist who has only the barest outline of an understanding of his job.
Featuring: David Austin-Groen, Christopher DeJong, Ava Jackson, Dan Ronco, Dylan Russell, Dan Wilson

Remember Me
A woman's attempt to spice up her marriage goes horribly wrong after a visit to the Disremember Me clinic. The clinic is a bit of a headache for the silver shop upstairs, where her husband is employed by a retired British RAF officer who begins to display side effects from leakage from the experimental machines down below.
Featuring: David Austin-Groen, Diana Brown, Christopher DeJong, Dan Ronco, Dylan Russell, Brian Schirmer, Dan Wilson

Rural Legends
Two campers go missing in the woods, only be found by a couple of "mountain men". As the Park Rangers search the woods, the possibility arises that all the old legends of the woods may have more than a kernel of truth to them.
Featuring: David Austin-Groen, Diana Brown, Dan Ronco, Brian Schirmer, Dan Wilson

Victor's Hope
When Princess Hope is abducted by the dragon Fume, it is up to Victor the Hero and his sidekick Bree to save her. Armed only with gifts from an overly amorous wizard, the two two embark on a quest for the ages to rescue Hope from Fume and his troll manservant, Sputter.
Featuring: David Austin-Groen, Ava Jackson, Brianne Kostielney, Dan Ronco, Brian Schirmer, Dan Wilson

The Devil's Music
A young man finds himself embroiled in a great evil as he pursues greatness in the music industry. He also gets involved with the Devil.
Featuring: David Austin-Groen, Christopher DeJong, Sarah Eismann, Ava Jackson, Dan Ronco, Brian Schirmer, Dan Wilson

Citrus Plot
Dan buys a million oranges in an attempt to impress Dave, who can't seem to focus. Diana spurns Wilson after a similar offering, but then recruits him and the rest of her past suitors in a plot to get back at the one man who truly hurt her.
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Diana Brown, Dan Ronco, Brian Schirmer, Dan Wilson.

Feet, Liver, and Brains
A mad scientist in Ohio (who gets madder by the minute) and his recently telepathic assistant search for new test subjects, and may find them in a pair of road tripping newlyweds and a vaudeville duo whose act has been disrupted by fears that a ventrilquist dummy may be possessed.. or that the ventriliquist is poorly sublimating psychotic urgings.
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Diana Brown, Christopher DeJong, Dylan Russell, Brian Schirmer, Dan Wilson.

I scream, You scream...
A candidate for city councilman stumbles into a scandal when his fiancee is mistaken by an ice cream vendor for a pre-teen. This campaign managing siblings do their best to spin events in their favor, but the fiancee's inisistance on being part of the policy making process makes everyone's job more difficult.
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Diana Brown, Christopher DeJong, Sarah Eismann, Ava Jackson, Dan Ronco, Brian Schirmer, Dan Wilson.

Political Appearances
As the political parties gear up for the next election, the economy continues to plummet to the point where one man is able to buy the United States of America for $40,000. No sooner does he take control however, but he learns who really runs things around here.
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Diana Brown, Christopher DeJong, Brianne Kostielney, Dan Ronco, Brian Schirmer, Dan Wilson.

Toll Man
Tom is a tool booth operator. You see him every day, but there's a lot more going on with Tom than you may realize.
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Christopher DeJong, Ava Jackson, Dan Ronco, Dylan Russell, and Brian Schirmer.

Labrynth of the Heart, part 2.
Charlene finds out the truth behind her employment contract and it's lethal consequences. Sorcerer Steve hires Dr. Johnsen to do some spleunking. Frank the Minotaur finds love, while Silvius finds that it's not a game anymore.
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Christopher DeJong, Ava Jackson, Dan Ronco, Dylan Russell, Brian Schirmer, and Dan Wilson.

Labrynth of the Heart, part 1.
A somewhat unreputable doctor hires a couple of caterers to ghost write a medical paper on his cousin, a woman afflicted with an absence of hips. Meanwhile, the hipless girl applies for a job at a local labrynth run by an eccentric sorcerer and his chief architect. There she runs into a sexually inexperienced minotaur named Frank. The caterers try outsourcing their research to a devout role player named who goes by the nome de plume of Silvious.
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Christopher DeJong, Ava Jackson, Dan Ronco, Dylan Russell, Brian Schirmer, and Dan Wilson.

The Grass Is Always Greener
A man tries to distance himself from his obnoxious stalker roommate. Their masseuse visits a dungeon with an affluent friend in order to contemplate life and decides to swap places for a month. Meanwhile a young woman becomes infatuated with Mormonism after watching Big Love on HBO (and seeing a really cute hairdo on CNN) and convinces her husband to convert.
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Christopher DeJong, Ava Jackson, Dan Ronco, Brian Schirmer, and Dan Wilson.

Advice Man
Everyone does something they regret when they've had too much to drink. One man gives advice... really good advice. Unfortunately, his wisdom never seems to help HIM.
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Diana Brown, Christopher DeJong, Dylan Russell, Brian Schirmer, and Dan Wilson.

Erotic Stick Figure Haikus
A sexual aids company moves towards publishing a book of Kama Sutra haikus, but is dissatisfied with the stick figure illustrations. When the artist tries to gather some market research on the stick figures, it sparks a flurry of breakups and vengeance sex across town... which is great for business.
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Christopher DeJong, Ava Jackson, Brianne Kostielney, Brian Schirmer, and Dan Wilson.

A Quiet Night at the Library
The local library has been redesigned by an avant garde architect into a public meeting place that has very little to do with books. Meanwhile, two friends try to redefine themselves in ways that distract from their physical defects. Throw in a sadistic bodybuilding promoter, an opportunist mayor, and a couple of homeless movie enthusiasts and you have the recipie for an interesting night at the library.
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Christopher DeJong, Ava Jackson, Brianne Kostielney, Brian Schirmer, and Dan Wilson.

Tasty Celebration
A socially awkward young man keeps running into an extremely well connected woman at a series of cocktail parties. A new hire in the Payroll Department of a catering company has an absurdly relaxed attitude towards work. A man struggles with a rare sleep disorder: sleep baking.
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Ava Jackson, Brianne Kostielney, Dan Ronco, Brian Schirmer, and Dan Wilson.

Tunnel Lovers
30 years after being stuck in a well as a child, a man is offered a book deal about his experience. Memories of trauma threaten his well being as pressure mounts from the publisher and a pair of fetish columnists doing an article about men stuck in wells, and the women who lust for them.
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Ava Jackson, Brianne Kostielney, Dan Ronco, Dylan Russell, Brian Schirmer, and Dan Wilson.

A Heart Tale
After a heart attack, a man finds himself with a newly transplanted pig valve. His body reacts to this in unusual ways, however, leading his best friend to attempt an unorthodox healing therapy.
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Brianne Kostielney, Dan Ronco, Dylan Russell, Brian Schirmer, and Dan Wilson.

Cheap Rent (part 3)
The ants are everywhere! Some want to negotiate, some fight, and some just find a place to hide. Find out everyone's fate in this stirring conclusion!
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Diana Brown, Christopher DeJong, Dan Ronco, Brian Schirmer, and Dan Wilson.

Cheap Rent (part 2)
Everyone's noticed the big holes, and no one is too happy about it. Meanwhile, Diane works out a deal for Ron, but will be be around to benefit from it?
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Diana Brown, Christopher DeJong, Dan Ronco, Brian Schirmer, and Dan Wilson.

Cheap Rent (part 1)
Frank Chow needs a place to live, but is a bit concerned about this place in Oakland, which may have crime and unusual pest control problems.
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Diana Brown, Christopher DeJong, Dan Ronco, Brian Schirmer, and Dan Wilson.

Mesmerized
The hypnosis class at the Learning Annex is a rousing succcess, but questions about its impact on the community linger...
Featuring David Austin-Groen, Diana Brown, Brianne Kostielney, Dan Ronco, Brian Schirmer, and Dan Wilson.


 

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